🚨🥱 Hold onto your CPU, fam! Fabric8Labs just out here trying to cool down your data centers like they’re a contestant on *America’s Next Top Model*! 💁‍♂️💧💻 So, these geniuses basically said, “Let’s take electrochemical additive manufacturing" (whatever that means 🤷‍♂️) and make some super chill chip-cooling plates 😤🎉. NO CAP, they just pulled a solid $50M from NEA and Intel Capital, like, *insert stonks meme here* 📈💰. These dudes are about to make data centers cooler than the other side of the pillow. And rumor has it, CEO Jeff Herman is over there like, “When your chips are hot, but your funding is hot, too,” while sipping on that sweet, sweet venture capital juice 🥤💖. 🤖👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I just want my chips to feel a nice breeze! Is that too much to ask?” – No one ever in a meeting, fr fr. So tech fam, are we really investing in chip-cooling plates during a climate crisis? 🤡🔥 I’m low-key convinced this is how Skynet starts. 🔥🚀 Hot Take Alert: In 5 years, every data center is gonna be a tropical paradise, and we’ll be chilling with our chips under palm trees while they crank out AI algorithms. Just wait for it. 🌴😎