🚨📉 BREAKING: FAA's plan to cut flights might not be the apocalypse we all thought! 😱✈️ But don’t get too comfy, fam—this is the government we’re talking about! 💀💩 Picture this: the FAA is like your mom unplugging the Wi-Fi because you didn’t do your chores. “You know what? Less flights for you!” 💔🥴🔥 Meanwhile, air traffic controllers are lowkey vibing like 🐶 on the “This is fine” meme 🤷‍♂️, sipping their coffee while pondering if they'd prefer dealing with fewer flights or a spontaneous 3-hour delay situation. 🤡 Imagine an airline exec is like, “Cut the flights? Bet! More time for us to price gouge on snacks!” 🍟💸 *Leaked quote from SpicyAir CEO*: “Less flights = more cows in the sky grazing on overpriced Wi-Fi.” 🌌🌈 In all seriousness, reducing flights sounds like a solid plan—until the next TikTok trend is revolving around “Rizz Airlines” and slapping your friends with unhinged airline memes. 🛩️💥 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll be flying drones to grandma’s house instead of planes, and I’m here for the chaos. Strap in, this ride is about to get wild! 🚀🤖💰 #Stonks #BuzzAir2025