🚨 The SKY is FALLING, and it’s not just your drone crashing into the neighbor’s tree! 🌳💥 The FCC has flipped a switch and is *this close* to giving DJI the boot like it’s unwanted TikTok content. 😱✈️ 🎮💔 Imagine this: You’re vibing with your drone over the park, trying to catch the perfect sunrise shot 📸☀️, and BOOM! ⚡️ The FCC says, “Not today!” Like Drake pointing at your dreams and saying, “Nah, fam.” 🤭🚫 But fear not, fellow sky-farers! You won’t get your drones taken away (yet). It’s just a retroactive ban that sounds fancy but feels like getting ghosted by your crush. 🥴💔 “Yeah, bro, they announced it at the meeting,” said an *imaginary* FCC developer who clearly was undercaffeinated. “But like, just keep flying it, it’s fine... right?” 😏💀 So what’s the deal? 🤔 Are they trying to protect us from *dangerous* drones? Or are they just jealous because DJI is out here making stonks while they’re still figuring out how to update their fax machines? 📠🥴 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: If DJI gets banned, I’m definitely starting a drone black market and selling them with a side of burritos 🌯. Welcome to the future, where we’ll all be flying our drones like rebellious teenagers sneaking out of the house! 🤘🚀💸 *This is fine.*