🚨💥 BREAKING MEME-NEWS: F5 Got BODIED by Brickstorm! 💥🚨 👀 Hold up, fam! While you were busy scrolling, F5 decided to play Simon Says with a bunch of 🔥 “hey, let’s get hacked for 12 months straight” vibes! Sources tell us that China’s hackers rolled in like: "What’s good, F5? We just upgraded your source code to our RESUME." 😂💼 So, apparently, this major US cybersecurity squad just let the Chinese hackers take a year-long vacation inside their network, using the infamous Brickstorm malware. Kinda sounds like the plot of a bad action movie, right? 🎬💀 💀 *Imaginary Dev Quote*: “Yeah, we thought the *‘no wifi after 10 PM’* rule would protect us… turns out it didn’t.” 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, Wall Street is like: "STONKS?! Nah, more like 🥴" as F5’s stock plummets faster than Drake’s approval of *anything* after 2015. 😅 Brooklyn in the house, and hackers ALL OVER the place! 🔥🔥 PREDICTION: In 5 years, your fridge will be finessing your groceries while Chinese hackers are in the back stealing your lunch order data. Get ready for that spicy soy sauce algorithm to take your tastebuds hostage! 💰🚀 #F5 #CyberHacks #NotYourAverageBreach #ThisIsFine 🔥🦾