🚨🤡 BREAKING LOLZ: F5 IS OUT HERE ACQUIRING MANTISNET and I’m just over here like 🔥👀 #Stonks??? In a move that makes you question, "Do we actually need more observability in the cloud?" F5 just snatched up MantisNet like a toddler with a candy bar 🍭💰. Like, sure, they say they want to simplify network *intelligence* (sounds fancy, right?), but my WiFi still drops more than my hopes and dreams at midnight. 💀💔 Real talk, how many more observability tools do we need? I’m just trying to vibe in peace, not be monitored like I’m on reality TV. 🕵️‍♂️ “Hey bro, remember when I said I wanted to know every single packet in my network? No? Me neither!” 🤦‍♂️ And let’s be real: MantisNet sounds like something I’d catch in a swimming pool more than a network software! 🤢 Developers everywhere are saying things like, “Yeah, we’ll see how this saga unfolds—real-time observability or real-time cringe?” 😂 Prediction time: 2024 will be the year of rogue clouds pouring out random observability metrics like they’re confetti! 🥳👽 This is fine! #CloudChaos #MantisNetAdventures