🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: F1: THE MOVIE IS TAKING OVER YOUR LIVING ROOM! 💥🚨 Yeah, you heard that right, fam! 🏎💨 The latest jaw-dropping, adrenaline-pumping tear-jerker, *F1: The Movie*, is now available on Blu-ray and DVD! 🤯 But wait, there's more—it's got a SUPER SAIYAN 4K edition, too! 🎮✨ *Insert meme of Drake pointing at the 4K Blu-ray* After raking in a staggering $189 million domestically (that's a few stonks 💰💰💰), and OVER $438 million worldwide, this film is basically the Michael Jordan of car movies. 🏆🚗💥 Word on the street from our *totally legit developer source* 🤖💬: “We couldn’t believe it. People actually bought this on DVD. Next up, we’re gonna start selling VHS just to see how much people will seethe.” 😱🤡 And just when you thought it couldn’t get better, Apple TV+ said a streaming date? Nah, they just left a “this is fine” meme in their boardroom. 🔥🤷‍♂️ So gear up, folks! You’re either on the edge of your seat or zoning out totally like a kid in math class 📉. If you don’t buy it, are you even living? 🤔💀 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, F1: The Movie will replace the Mona Lisa as the new Louvre centerpiece. Catch me in Paris flexing with my Blu-ray collection. 💪📼 #BasedOrCursed?