🚨🛑 BREAKING: F1 the Movie is basically Apple’s secret $300 million juice cleanse for your wallet! 🤑💳💥 Listen, fam, if you’ve ever wanted to feel like *Brad Pitt* while also financing a new car for the average human—👀 THIS is your moment! 💿😤 The first thing you see? A pair of AirPods Max, coz you obviously can’t enjoy the vroom-vrooms without a Yoko-level price tag! Can we talk about how Brad’s waking up with AirPods and not actually in a sweaty, cringe-induced panic? Like, for real? 🤣 *This is fine.* As if Apple wasn’t already high-key normalized as the leader in overpriced tech (yes, I'm looking at YOU, iPhone wallet cases 😒🤖), now we gotta sit through a MOVIE that’s just a glorified commercial for Formula One products? Stonks go 🆙! 🍏🏎️ Lewis Hamilton must’ve said, “If we can’t win races, let’s just sell some $10k breath mints instead!” 🤡💨 But hey, if you’ve got the cash to blow, just remember: these AirPods could make you feel like Brad, but they won’t erase the existential dread you’re gonna feel when Alexa tries to charge you for your morning coffee ☕💀. 🔮 Hot Take: 10 years from now, *Apple* will produce a reality show where drivers compete for the title of "Best Ad Product Placement" while racing go-karts around a digital world! Buckle up, kiddos—this is just the beginning! 👀🔥🚀