🎉💔✨🚀 WELCOME TO THE MAC-OSCAR CEREMONY, WHERE WE RAISE A GLASS TO THE FALLEN ICON! 🍷💀 In a tragic twist of fate, Apple has decided to TERMINATE our cozy friend, the Macintosh HD hard drive icon! 😢🖥️ Y’know, the lil’ fella that’s been chillin’ on our desktops since the dawn of time (aka 2000). It’s officially R.I.P. 2000-2025, the REAL MVP. 🕊️👑 In yesterday’s developer beta of macOS 26 Tahoe (seriously, who names these things? 😩), our old pal got the boot, replaced by an icon that looks like it just graduated from a tech school and is ready to function as an overpriced paperweight. 🤡💸 *Developers were reportedly seen crying and saying,* "Who cares about nostalgia when we can shove more chips into a circuit board?! #based 😤" *The new icon is basically like*, “LOOK AT ME, I’M MODERN!” while we're all just sitting here like Drake pointing in disappointment. 👀🚫 This is fine, though, right? 🤦‍♂️ 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next week, Apple will announce a “Macintosh HDD 2.0” where they literally sell us a hard drive icon as an NFT for $599! Stonks, baby! 🚀💰 Share this with your fellow Apple fanatics; they’ll either seethe or cope, and either way, it’s content! 💥💖