🚨🍔📈BREAKING: Extropic’s Chips are 10,000x More Energy Efficient Than Your Ex’s Excuses! 🤡💀 You heard that right, fam! Extropic just dropped a chip that runs on *PROBABILISTIC BITS*. Yeah, you read that with the exact amount of confusion and disbelief I felt—like Drake from "Hotline Bling" when he sees someone using Internet Explorer for the first time. 🤦‍♂️💻 These tiny tech wizards are taking on the absolute titans of the silicon jungle—Nvidia, AMD, and Intel—and their beefy chips 🤖. This ain’t your mama’s 1s and 0s, folks; it’s more like flipping a coin to decide whether you'll load your TikTok feed or just get stuck in that infinite scroll. 🔄🙃 “Honestly, we were just tired of playing connect-the-dots with binary,” said some unnamed Extropic developer who definitely doesn’t exist. “Now we’re just vibing with probabilities like a TikTok influencer picking out outfits.” But wait, there’s more! These chips are claiming to be 10,000x *more energy efficient.* Like, bruh, is that some kinda stonks meme or what? 📈💰 This is either *galaxy brain* genius or straight-up *this is fine* chaos. 🔥🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take: If Extropic pulls this off, Nvidia’s about to go the way of Blockbuster, and we’re all gonna be vibing in a future powered by chips that double as mood rings. No cap! You better share this before it’s gone!! 📲💥 #TechLuck 🥴