🚨🔥 BREAKING: ExpressVPN just dropped a bombshell patch for their Windows app and it’s about as exciting as a Tuesday morning meeting (no cap)!! 💻🛡️ So here’s the deal: 🥁🥁 An anonymous tech wizard, let’s call him "Adam-X" (seriously, who names themselves that? Sounds like a character from a 90s video game 🤖), noticed ExpressVPN's super-secret debug code was leaking like a busted water pipe 🚰. This code was casually letting RDP traffic waltz around TCP port 3389 like it owned the place! Talk about cringe! 😱 ExpressVPN rolled out version 12.101.0.45 like it was handing out free tacos on Taco Tuesday 🌮🚀. But wait! Before you go clicking like a child at an ice cream truck, you better update, or you might as well open your front door and yell, "Hack me, hackers!" 🤡 And look, it's likely that nobody was actually exploiting this vulnerability (yet), but ya know, this is the tech world we live in. If there's a flaw, some wannabe hacker is probably plotting to seethe over it in their mom’s basement. 🏠💻💀 So, here's my hot take for you: In a few years, VPNs will be so advanced that they’ll just teleport your data straight to a different dimension—save your bandwidth and maybe even help us dodge the cringe of reality! 🌌💰✨ #Stonks #Based #ExpressVPNEmergency