🚨☕️ HOLD UP! Is your iced coffee turning you into a dehydration zombie this summer? 🧟‍♂️💦 I went full Reddit detective mode and called up three so-called "experts" (probably just hipsters with PhDs in coffee) to get the tea! ☕️👀 So here’s the *scorched earth* truth: strapping yourself to caffeine this summer might have you bustin’ out the "this is fine" meme while your body screams for water 💦🔥. Apparently, some brainiac scientists are saying caffeine can make you pee more than a TikToker with a Gatorade sponsorship! 😱💧 But is that really a vibe tho? 🤔 One "expert" was like, "Bro, don't even," and the other was all, "No cap, hydration is key." I swear I heard the third one mutter something about “woke hydration” 😤. Honestly, just drink water, fam. You don’t want your iced coffee trading blows with hydration like it’s it's *boxing match of the century*! 🥊💧 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE ALERT: Next summer, I predict a new TikTok trend of people chugging ice water and pretending it’s a new iced coffee brand. Prepare for the *WATER STONKS*! 🤖💰💦 Y’all better hop on this wave before it floods your feed! 🌊 #StayHydrated #ChaoticBrew