🚀💰Exodigo just got $96M richer, mapping underground like it’s Minecraft IRL! 💀💸 Total funding: $214M - big moves! #WhaleStatus
🚨🎉BREAKING NEWS🚨: Israeli startup Exodigo just dropped a 💸$96 MILLION💸 bombshell like it's hot! 💥💥 They just leveled up their subterranean mapping game, and no, this isn't an excavation for buried treasure! 😂💀 You heard it right, fam! This **billion-dollar baby** just snagged cash from Zeev Ventures and Greenfield Partners like they’re collecting Pokémon cards! 🤑💖 Total funding now sits at a staggering **$214 MILLION**. That's more than my entire life savings + a Dr. Pepper! 🤖🌟 Imagine the Exodigo devs, sitting on piles of cash, trying to explain themselves: “Yeah, we just want to figure out what’s below the surface…🧐” 🗺️💩 Meanwhile, we’re all like Drake pointing at the ground, “You mean, like, where the WiFi is not?!” 📡✨ And what’s next? Aliens calling to ask for help with their underground tunnels? 👽👽 Or maybe they’ll start mapping your ex’s buried feelings? 🤣🔍 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: Within the next year, we’ll have subterranean social media where you can post about all your underground adventures – hashtag #UnderTheGround. It's about to get real! 🤪💥 Share this chaos so everyone can stop scrolling through boring tweets about potato chips! 🤡💯