🚨💥 BREAKING: Exabeam’s Nova Got a Glow-Up! 💥🚨 Hold onto your hats, cybersecurity wizards! 🧙‍♂️ Exabeam just dropped a hot update with their Nova Advisor Agent and Outcomes Navigator, and it’s slicker than a greased weasel! 🐿️💨 Now SOC teams can basically play “Who’s More Secure?” against their friends – but, like, anonymously, so no one gets outed for that cringe config. 🥴 Picture this: You’re at a cyber bar, and you’re all like, “Yo, my security maturity is top-tier.” Meanwhile, your rival tech company is over there like *this is fine* while their data leaks faster than a busted fire hydrant! 💦💀 Exabeam’s new feature lets security peeps flex their metrics while prioritizing those sweet, sweet resources (you know, the ones that don’t involve throwing money at a wall?). 💰✨ A dev from Exabeam was overheard saying, "We’re basically giving SOC teams a cheat code. It’s like a stonks graph for security, and also an acid trip through the galaxy of maturity!" 🚀✨ And here’s the tea: If you’re still insecure with your security, you might as well just print “HACK ME” on your forehead, no cap! I'm predicting some shady dealings will be revealed faster than a TikTok dance trend. Soon, we’ll all be asking Siri to tell us how to hide from the hackers in our lives! 🔥🔍💀 Get ready, folks; the security game just went *absolute juggernaut mode*! 🥳💣