🚨📈🍕BREAKING NEWS: Exabeam just dropped some SCI-FI business magic with their new Nova AI shenanigans! ✨🤖💥 No cap, I’m talkin’ about a SECURITY STRATEGY AGENT that basically screams “I’m smarter than you!” to all the CISOs out there. 🚀💼 So, what’s cooking, good-looking? Instead of sleeping on the cybersecurity job like the rest of us on a Sunday morning, you can now have an AI chatting strategy with you while you sip your oat milk latte ☕️💅. Imagine telling your boss, “Yo, my Nova Advisor Agent is crafting plans while I’m binge-watching cat videos!” 🐱💻 📜👨‍💻 *Leaked Quote from a Developer*: “Honestly, I just wanted to make an AI that understands memes better than my coworkers.” 🎤💀 Based AF! Security experts everywhere are like: Drake: “We don’t need AI? Nah, we need it to make more stonks! 📈💰” *Scene: A CISO in a meeting* 💼: “This is fine. As long as it can handle ransomware like my therapist handles my existential dread.” 🔥😩 🔥💥 PREDICTION TIME: In 5 years, we’ll all be replaced by our own Nova AIs, and they’ll be making TikToks about us while we seethe in the sidelines! Remember this post when you’re crying into your monitor, fam! 😂👀