💥🥳 BREAKING: Former Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal is BACK, and he’s not just scrolling through memes 👀💀! Introducing: Parallel Web Systems! 🚀✨ You heard that right! Your favorite super tech nerd just scored a whopping $30 MILLION from Khosla Ventures because apparently, AI agents need “a new home” 🏡🤖. Now hold up—who knew AI was looking for Zillow listings? 🤨💰 Maybe they’ll be searching for their own avocado toast and artisanal coffee next! 🥑☕️🔥 Parag was like, "Listen, my previous job was a bird app, but now it’s time for AI to spread its wings!" 🐦🏹 And the developers be like, “We’re building a house for AI agents. I just hope they don’t pay rent in Bitcoin!” 💸💀 But fr fr, do we REALLY need an infrastructure for AI agents that can Google "how to take over the world”? 🤖🌍 This is literally the plot of a bad sci-fi movie!! 🎬😳 Meanwhile, Parag is just vibing with his stonks 📈 as the rest of us are like, “This is fine” 😅🔥. So, what’s next? A dating app for AI? “Finding your match based on code compatibility”? 🚨💔👾🔥 Hold onto your algorithm, folks; this ride is about to get WHACKED! Prediction: In 2040, AI agents will KICK us out of our jobs and run the world via a meme economy. Don’t @ me! 👽😱💥