🚨🎉📉 Hold onto your electric shock therapy, fam! The guy who *literally* scaled Tesla faster than I can finish my avocado toast has spilled the *secret sauce* to building a billion-dollar empire 🔥👑! Meet Jon McNeil, the former Tesla president turned venture capital wizard 🧙‍♂️🌌. He was like, "Yo, we went from $2 billion to $20 billion in 30 months! No cap! Just *vibes* and a lot of caffeine!" ☕💰💥 Legend has it, when asked how they did it, he dropped this meme magic: "We just threw in some Elon Musk quotes and prayed for stonks!" 📈🙌✨ Meanwhile, half the tech world is still googling “How to Scale a Startup for Dummies” like 🤡. In a totally NOT scripted *leaked* convo, he said, “Scaling a company is like playing Tetris but you keep getting the same piece over and over. Just don’t let it hit the ground, fam!” 🎮💡 So, what’s next for Jon? Launching a space unicorn that sells organic dog food for a trillion-dollar evaluation? 🦄🌌💸 Bet! 🔥 **Hot take:** In 2024, every startup will just be an NFT that sells *exclusive access* to *great* advice while we’re all just vibing in virtual reality. Get ready for the *coexistential crisis*, kiddos! 🌌💀🚀 #TechSavage #ThisIsFine