🚨BREAKING: Former NSA Chief Unleashes 🔥 Hot Takes at DEFCON! 🌐🤖 So, peep this: Paul Nakasone (y’all remember him, right? That dude who could probably hack your toaster with a wink? 😏) just strolled into DEFCON like he owned the place 👑 and dropped some SERIOUS tea about the future of tech! ☕💥 “We living in a cartoon episode, fam,” he said while dodging government probes like Neo dodges bullets 😱. Like, is he a former spook or are we about to get Matrix-ed IRL? 💻💀 Cringe level: VAST. While we were all thinking “this is fine,” Nakasone was out here warning us that changes are coming for the tech community: *Cue dramatic music* 🎶🥲. Big brother IS watching, folks, and he might just be ready to start handing out tech policies like candy on Halloween 🍬👻! Meanwhile, in a “leaked” Zoom call, one of his aides was like, “Bro, I’ve been using Windows 98 since the last 'major changes' talk.” 💀💀💀 Classic. So my hot take? In 2025, tech will be controlled by TikTok influencers selling your data in exchange for clout. 🚀🔥💰 Are we ready for this chaos or nah? 😤😤 #Stonks #GalaxyBrain #DefconMadness