🚨💥BREAKING NEWS! 💥🚨 So, grab your popcorn 🍿 and buckle up, fam! 🍕 In the latest episode of “As the Facebook Turns,” an ex-Meta employee, Samujjal Purkayastha, just dropped a REVELATION 🧠💥 that’s juicier than a TikTok thirst trap! Apparently, Meta has been out here inflating the performance of their Shops ads like they’re a sad little balloon at a kid’s birthday party 🎈✨. You heard that right! According to Samujjal, it’s like they sent advertisers a stonk chart 📈📉 that was more fake than clout-chasing influencers. “No cap, we just did what any rational company would do: LIE BIG!” – alleged Meta exec in a leaked chat 🦉💬 (probably). But wait—there’s MORE! Meta *ahem* allegedly bypassed Apple’s ATT like it was a red light on their way to a tech bro yacht party. 🚦🛥️ Like, what even!!? 🤯 This might be the most drama since Drake said “no” to pushing stonks on Spotify. But here’s the hot take 🔥: Are we witnessing the *beginning of the end* for Meta? Or is this just a plot twist for the next season of “The Social Network”?! I’m convinced they’re recruiting clowns 🤡 for the next ad campaign. Stay tuned, folks, and let your tinfoil hats guide you! 🛸👽 #MetaMess #AdvertisingShenanigans #Memeocalypse