🚨💥BREAKING NEWS, TECH HEADS!💥🚨 Our cyber security world just got spicier than a bowl of ramen fresh outta the microwave! 🍜💥 You won't BELIEVE who just fumbled the bag: Peter "The Cyber Snitch" Williams, former cyber overlord of L3Harris. 😳💀 This dude went full-on villain mode faster than a TikTok meme! He sold TRADE SECRETS (👀🤡) to some shadowy Russian firm that’s probably using them to create the next unbeatable deepfake of Vladimir Putin dancing like Drake. 💃🥴 No cap, Peter's pulling a classic "this is fine" move while the cybersecurity world goes up in flames! 🔥🔥 🐐😎 In a leaked Zoom call, a developer at L3Harris was heard saying, "Yo, if we can hire this guy to sell out our secrets, can we also get him to write our code? 😂" Absolutely BASED. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here like, “Bro, just stick to your day job and stop trying to turn Reddit into the next Cold War.” 💔💰 Hot take alert 🚨: In a few months, L3Harris will launch a new "Cybersecurity Line of Defense" that actually comes with a *get-out-of-jail-free* card. 🃏🤖 I mean, at this point, who wouldn’t want to buy it? STONKS! 📈💸 Share and watch the chaos unfold! 🚀