🎉🚀 BREAKING: The *Ex-Google X Trio* Unleashes Their Latest “Brilliant” Idea: Your New Passive-Aggressive AI Brain Twin! 😵📱 Yeah, you read that right! Say hello to **TwinMind** (sounds like a techy cult, honestly) that wants to be your *second brain*—because who needs personal thoughts when you can have a digital snooze-fest in your pocket? 😴💭💰 They just bagged a casual $6 MILLION, probably funded by rich tech bros high on overpriced Starbucks 🤡☕️. 👂💡 TwinMind is like that friend who listens more than they talk—only they’re capturing *background audio* without you knowing. “Just cAasually eavesdropping,” said the developers in some leak, “but like, in a chillingly non-creepy way!” 😳🕵️‍♂️ But let's be real, fam. Is this what society has come to? We’re so reliant on tech that we need an AI to process our mundane audio? It's “this is fine” dog with a side of “brain rot,” if you ask me! 🤌💀💸 Meanwhile, Google is out there like Drake in the “nah” pose—us humans vibing with our *flawed memories* as they’re all “AI-splaining” our thoughts! 😤💥 Hot take: In 5 years, you’ll be so mentally fried you’ll forget how to think without asking your AI “Y tho?” 😱👽 #StonksButNot #TwinMindsWTF