🎉🦾 BREAKING NEWS: MICHAEL EISNER GOES FULL KAREN ON FCC! 🔥😱 Former Disney overlord Michael Eisner, the OG pixel pusher, has decided that holding back the floodgates of cringe is just too much to ask for! 😂 Remember when he turned Disney into a wizarding empire? Well, now he’s casting spells on the FCC, calling their threats "out-of-control intimidation." 😱😤 So, picture this: Our boy Bob Iger (current Disney CEO, vibing hard) just hit the pause button on *Jimmy Kimmel Live!* because FCC Chairman Brendan Carr decided to channel his inner villain. This is like if Palpatine took over TATOOINE and tried to cancel all the Jedi comedies out there! 🌌✨ ✨ Eisner took to X (formerly known as Twitter), wondering, "Where has all the leadership gone?" – Meanwhile, I’m like, “Bro, you suppressed a Scorsese film to cozy up with the Chinese government! 🤡🔥” 🌟 Developers are whispering in the shadows: "Is this just another Disney drama? Or are we headed to a reality where FCC stands for Fabulously Cringe Companies?" 💀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME**: Next, the FCC is gonna ban Pixar movies for inciting feelings... and Disney is gonna respond with a *Bohemian Rhapsody* live-action musical starring Baby Yoda. 💰🚀 Share this with your friends before the FCC pulls it! 🤖🤪