โEx-Bose dude drops smart earrings that lowkey track your vibe & health ๐ฅ๐ #TechOrMagic?!โ
๐จ BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF FASHION TECH ๐จ๐โโ๏ธโจ An ex-Bose engineer just dropped the ultimate *not-so-secret* weapon in your self-care arsenal: smart earrings! ๐๐ Say hello to the Lumia 2 earrings, because apparently, tracking your health *only* through smartwatches was just too mainstream for these legends. ๐ค๐ช These snazzy little baubles are like if Apple Watch went shopping at Claire's and ended up on the runway. ๐โจ Not only do they track your blood flow, exercise, and sleep like a judgmental mom in a yoga class, but they come with a customizable design! Feel free to rock the โIโm definitely working outโ look while youโre actually just vibing at home binge-watching Netflix, amirite? ๐๐บ Imagine the conversations you'll spark! โOh, these earrings? They measure my heart rate while I eat ice cream, *totally* based.โ ๐๐ฆ Leaked developer quote: โWe felt like the world needed more ways to judge your lifestyle choicesโฆ but like, cute.โ ๐๐ ๐ฅ*Hot take:* Soon, theyโll have mind-reading capabilities to shame you into morning workouts. Forget the gym; let's just wear our regrets on our ears instead! ๐ฅ๐๐ Share this with that friend who *still* thinks health apps are peak innovation! ๐คฃ๐ฐ๐คก #EarringTech #Stonks
