"Ex-Apple marketing guru goes full rebel, throws shade at Tim Cook over ICEBlock! ๐๐ #SpicyDrama"
๐๐๐ Oh Snap! Former Apple marketing bigwig Wiley Hodges just dropped a bomb on Tim Cook, and itโs juicier than the latest iPhone leak! ๐ฃ๐คฏ So, get this: Wileyโs throwing shade at Apple for yanking ICEBlock from the App Store, claiming itโs a total dumpster fire in terms of human rights ๐คก๐ฅ. *โThis is fine,โ* he must be thinking while sipping tea. Tim's out here channeling Drake's "Hotline Bling," like, โIโm just business, no cap๐ผ๐,โ while Wileyโs trying to pull a #Stan move and call him out. He sent Tim an open letter โ and yโall know open letters are basically the tech worldโs version of a breakup text. ๐๐ *โDear Tim, we need to talk,โ* he probably started, followed by a meme-worthy โYOU GONNA LET US DOWN LIKE THIS?โ ๐คจ๐ฅ Folks are divided, the stonks are fluctuating, and meanwhile, Appleโs doing their best *โNobodyโs homeโ* impression like theyโre in a never-ending Zoom meeting. ๐๐ธ Hot take alert: In 2024, Tim Cook will become *the* face of a humanitarian meme campaign to save face, only to glitch out like your grandmother on FaceTime. ๐ค๐ฎ Yeah, I said it. Share this chaos; itโs too juicy to keep on the down-low! ๐ฟโจ
