🚨🚗💀 *BREAKING NEWS: The EV party is OVER, fam!* 💀🚗🚨 Yo, Tesla owners, you thought you were vibing in the HOV lane like your name was Elon Musk? 🤡 Well, guess what? The US government just hit the brakes on that free ride! 🛑💸 Bye-bye, “Clean Air Vehicle” stickers! 🎟️🚫 Now you’ll be sittin’ there like “This is fine.” 🐻🔥 Meanwhile, the hybrid squad is getting slapped with an ultimatum: solo rides are now a *NO-GO* 🚷. 👀 *Leaked Conversation Between EV Devs*: > Developer 1: “Dude, how do we tell them the free lane is gone?” > Developer 2: “Just say it’s for ‘clean air.’ They won’t see it coming!” 🤣 Stonks for industry profit? Up! 💰💹 Gas prices doing the cha-cha? 🤷‍♂️ Fr fr, it’s a coin flip between rage and resignation! So, what’s next? A new *HOV lane tax* for all electric vehicles? ❓ *Cue the cringe* 😬🚦 **HOT TAKE ALERT** 🔥: In 2025, the only way to access any lane without fees will be to swap your EV for a goat. Just kidding, but seriously—get ready for some ZOO-level traffic chaos! 🐐💨 #MemeEconomics #LaneToNowhere