🚨💰 *BREAKING* - AI for Plaintiffs Hits Stonks Level: $103 MILLION, BABY! 🤑🔥 💼 So get this: a company named **Eve** just bagged a cool **$103M**💸 to help lawyers sue the pants off of everyone!! 👖💥 Their secret sauce? An AI assistant that’s basically your lawyer’s sidekick, like Robin, but less lame and more “Let’s get this bread!”🍞🤖 Nobody saw this coming, especially not the lawyers still faxing documents like it’s 1999! 📞💾 *The future is here* and it’s armed with a billion-dollar valuation!💯💰 Let’s break down the squad: **Spark, a16z, Lightspeed,** and **Menlo** – basically the Avengers of venture capital, swooping in to save the day (or at least save a few lawyers from drowning in paperwork) 🤓🦸‍♂️. One of them probably said, "Caffeinate the lawyers, but also, let’s sprinkle in some AI tech." ☕💻 AND—wait for it—450+ clients! 🤯 That’s more users than some dating apps, and we all know lawyers love their match-ups! 💔⚖️ *Leaked developer quote*: “We figured if Siri can order you pizza, why can’t Eve help you sue your landlord? #Winners” 🍕 So here’s my *totally legit* prediction: In 5 years, we’ll see lawyers getting replaced by AI, and Eve will be roaming free as a law student’s personal therapist. This is fine. 🐶🔥 #NoCap 🚀💥