📣💥🚀 *BREAKING NEWS in the land of forgotten apps!* 📅 Evernote just dropped a *MAJOR* update (like, seriously, a whole 3 years late) and is all like: “Look at us! We remembered the tech industry exists!” 🤪💚 If you haven’t thought about Evernote since your college days 🚶‍♂️📚, you’re not alone! It’s been snoozing harder than your uncle during Thanksgiving dinner 😂🍗. After being sold to Bending Spoons, who somehow *isn't* a cooking channel, they laid off most of the US squad and moved operations to Europe 🍕✈️. Now they're ready to blast off again with Evernote v11, featuring AI capabilities that sound fancy but can’t fix your bad memory 🙃💭. Leaked Developer Quote Alert! 🚨: "Our goal is to make Evernote relevant again, even if we have to throw AI at it like it’s a taco party! 🌮💥" Bending Spoons claims that v11 has more *improvements* (200+, but who's counting? 😅) than your last relationship. So buckle up, because Evernote is trying to crash the AI *party* 🥳🤖! But honestly, at this point, can we just let it fade away like my New Year's resolutions? ❌🔥 🔥 Hot Take: In 2025, Evernote will be the world's first app to have *sentimental feelings*… and it’s gonna charge you for *therapy sessions* 📱🛋️. Stonks? More like *cringe* 🤡💰! Share this chaos!