🥴💀 Hold onto your lenses, fam! EVEN Realities just dropped the G2 smart glasses, and they’re trying to resurrect the Google Glass nightmare like it’s Halloween! 🎃👻 But are we finally ready to put these on our faces or is it just a pass for me, dawg? 🥴🍵 So, like, we all remember the original Google Glass – that cringy uncle of tech that showed up to the BBQ wearing something that looked like a trip hazard. 🚧💔 Even Realities heard the screams and conjured up a G1 that was *actually* stylish enough to not scare the children. And now, G2 is back with even better optics and NO onboard cameras! 😱💡 *insert Drake pointing meme, but like "No cringe" instead of "No new friends"* 🙅‍♂️✋ But let’s be real, their “companion ring” named R1 is basically a tech accessory that says, “I need attention” 🚀. Is this a smart choice or just a way to boost your flex on the ‘gram? 🕶️✨ And here’s the real tea: they’re so light you might actually forget you’re wearing them! (But your friends definitely won’t) 🤣🔥. 🌌**UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In three years, these will transform into a cult where followers ONLY communicate through augmented reality emojis. Tomorrow’s brunch is gonna be *lit* – just not in the good way!💸💃 #StonksOrBust