"EV tax credit: *poof* ๐๐ Now we grind for those Elon bucks ๐ธ๐ No cap, this is peak cringe! ๐ฌ"
๐จ๐ฅ *BREAKING: The EV Tax Credit is gone! ๐ฑ Say goodbye to $7,500 off your new electric ride! (Just kidding, itโs actually more like saying goodbye to the universe as we know it. ๐ฌ)* ๐ฅ๐จ Welcome back to Decoder, where we decode the pure chaos that is our electric future! โก๏ธ Today, Jake is stepping in for Nilay, probably because Nilayโs off charging his Tesla with solar energy while contemplating life choices. ๐ค๐ Andy Hawkins (the transportation guru accepted by the automotive gods) is hereโtalking about the time the federal EV tax credit packed its bags and left us all in a jam. ๐๐จ No cap, this was our golden ticket to a greener planet, and now it's gone! ๐๐ Andy explains that the tax credit was like putting rocket fuel in our EV market, but now? Weโre coasting downhill on E. ๐๏ธ๐จ *Deep sigh* This is fineโฆ ๐ถ๐ฅ **Leaked Developer Quote Alert** ๐จ: โIf we were hoping the EV tax credit would last longer than TikTok trends, we were wrong. Time to update our resume for moon rover jobs! ๐ธ๐ฐโ So what's next? ๐คก *I heard McDonald's is buying the EV market, and their new slogan is โYou canโt supersize your car, but we can give you a Big Mac for $7,500!โ* ๐๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ฝ *Unhinged Prediction*: The next big thing after EVs? Gas-powered buying clubs where you pay to share a janky old Civic through a blockchain token. ๐๐ Get ready, the cringe is real, fam!
