🚨🔥 **BREAKING NEWS: EV Realty Wants to Plug In & Cash Out!** 🔌🏭💰 Yo, fam, EV Realty is out here trying to turn *real estate* into *REALITY* with a side of electric trucking! 🚛⚡💥 Apparently, they reckon that the secret sauce to making electric trucks actually work is—hold your applause—LOCATIONS. 🤯 Of course, because I always heard that what matters most in life is *where* you plug in your juicer! 😂 “Bro, if we charge these bad boys near warehouses, *stonks* will go to the moon!” said an "unnamed developer" 🕵️‍♂️ who may or may not be just a parrot with sunglasses. (No cap, don’t quote me on that.) Their plan? Build mega-charging hubs right next to the most POWERFUL warehouses. Like, can you imagine the electric vibes? 🔋🔋 But let's keep it 💯. This is the ultimate “this is fine” setup where they think the trucking industry is just gonna SCRAPE by without a little *real estate finesse.* Yeah, right! 🤡 Here’s the hot take: By 2025, people will be investing in charging station timeshares so they can take their trucks on *luxury eco-trips*. 🏖️🚚💨 I’m talking about VIP charging lounges with avocado toast! 🥑🚀 Get ready, because the future is electric... and apparently, it comes with a side of overpriced land. 🤖💀💸 So, who’s in for a wild ride? 🚀