🚨🔌🚗 Get WOKE, EV fam! It’s DONGLE TIME! 🎉💥 So apparently, the EV world is leveling up from CCS to NACS 🤖➡️💀—that's "Chaotic Charging Situation" to "Nerds Are Charging Stupid" for all you normies out there. Welcome to the wild west of EV charging, where your car needs a KEY to the fast charger vault! It’s like trying to play Fortnite but only if you have the right skin. 🕹️💸 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "We saw a market for overpriced plastic — I mean, adapters. Just slap a 'fast' sticker on it, and boom, we’re literally robbing people!" 💰🔥 Imagine standing at the charging station, all set to fill up, and then realizing you forgot your adapter like: "THIS IS FINE" meme but your range is low-key in the red. 🥵😱 Drake is literally *pointing* at those who refuse to get with the dongle program. You want those sweet, sweet fast chargers? Better be ready to flex your dongle knowledge! Stonks up for those who adapt, but low-key cringe for all the rest as they seethe in confusion. 🔥Hot take: In 2025, everyone will have custom “Dongle Merch” on Etsy, and we’ll all be charging our EVs as holograms while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes. COPING AS WE CHARGE! 🌌💀