🚨🔍 BREAKING NEWS: The Schengen Info System II is basically a *meme of vulnerability* right now! 🤡💻 We’re talking more bugs than a summer BBQ! 🐜🔥 According to *internal emails and audit reports* (a.k.a. the tech world’s version of “this is fine” dog sitting in a blazing room), the EU border control system is so full of holes it could be a Swiss cheese factory! 🧀🚫 “We did a security check, and the results are… not great,” said an anonymous developer (who probably just gulped a gallon of coffee). This isn’t even a *drake point* situation; it’s more like: WOAH, let’s just *not* use this system to catch criminals because it’s neck-deep in software vulnerabilities. #ChillinLikeVillains right now, am I right? 🤦‍♂️💀 💥🌌 Imagine a world where you can literally cross borders faster than the system can flag you as suspicious! “We should honestly just use pigeons for data sharing at this point,” said another dev while contemplating existential dread. 🕊️🤯 🔥 HOT TAKE: Watch out EU, in 2025, we’ll be using TikTok dances to enforce border security! 💃🕺 No cap! 🤯💰 Time to save the world, one viral dance at a time! 🌍✨ Share this if you don't want to see border control as a glitchy video game! 🎮👾