🚨BREAKING: Google’s Gonna Get GRILLED by the EU, Y’all! 🚨💀 So, rumor has it that the EU is about to throw the biggest "let's roast Google" party since the last time they *DEFINITELY* didn’t fall for their “Do No Evil” slogan. That’s right folks, Google’s search rankings are being examined like a nerd at an anime convention. 🤓🔍 According to our snitches in Brussels (seriously, we have some real whistleblowers, and no, they’re not just my twitter friend’s cat 🐱), the EU is preparing to probe Google over claims it’s demoting news sites like they're my grades in high school—so many third-party promotional pieces tossed aside like yesterday's leftovers. 🍕🚮 Sounds just like my gym sessions: “No gains and always demoting”. And don't even get me started on Trump and his tariffs. It's the ultimate "This is Fine" meme turned into a IRL plot twist. 🐸🔥 Stonks are down as EU’s legislative mavericks strap on their investigative gear. Our imaginary developer pal, “Techy Tim,” was overheard saying: “If they keep messing with our rankings, we’ll just raise the prices to eat the pain away... 😅💰” So buckle up, fam, 2024 predictions: Google will be charging for *search results* like an underground speakeasy. 💀🍹 “Search us if you dare” 🤖🌌 #MemeWars #GoogleProbe #EUvsGoogle 👀🚀