🚨BREAKING: EU Calls for Huawei & ZTE to Take a Hike! 🚀🔌 Ladies and gents, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the EU is about to drop a tech bombshell! 💣💥 Brace yourselves, because they wanna phase out Huawei and ZTE like they're last season's TikTok dances. 💃🕺 Peep this: In 2020, the European Commission was already dropping hints like they were prepping for a major relationship breakup. "It's not you, it's your sketchy security" kinda vibes. Now Vice President Henna Virkkunen (who’s clearly the mom of tech trust issues) is pushing for a full-on rejection of the “high-risk” vendors. 🤡💔 "Can we just... not?" - every EU nation contemplating the emotional rollercoaster of letting go. 😭💔💸 Meanwhile, the tech world is out here coping 🙃, while a bunch of developers are leaking quotes faster than they can chug their coffee ☕: “We thought we were in a committed relationship… but now it looks like I'm swiping left.” - Anonymous Dev 😂 In other news, this is all gonna blow up in our faces like a poorly coded app. 🔥💀 Mark my words: In five years, the EU will be running an underground Huawei club where everyone’s like, “Yo, remember when we were just mad at them?” This is a total stonks moment 💰📈 for the telecoms trying to stay sane! Get ready, because this tech drama is just getting started, fam! 💥🤑 #EURejects #TechDrama #MemeWars