EU’s about to drop an age-check app 👶💻, France & friends gon’ save the kids! No cap, we vibin’ 🔒🔥 #ProtectTheBaddies
🚨👶💻 Big news, fam! The EU is dropping an age verification app like it's hot 🔥 because apparently, letting kids interact with the entire internet without a parent hovering over their shoulder was *not* the move, y'know? 🤡💀 So get this: the land of croissants, pasta, and Dionysian beach parties — France, Italy, and more — are teaming up to test this app. Yes, Denmark and Greece are in on it too, probably trying to keep those wild Mediterranean vibes in check. 🥐🍝🏖️ Meanwhile, you bet your sweet stonks 💰 they'll want to verify if you're 8 or just looking like a baby Yoda (no cap, we know the vibes are strong). Imagine a developer whispering, "We're basically putting a bouncer at the digital club for kids.” Bruh, that’s crazy! 😂💔 I can feel the cringe waves from here. “This is fine,” said no parent ever. 😤 But wait, picture this: someone tries to bypass the app with a fake birth certificate generated from ChatGPT 💥🤖! Next thing you know, “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!” is back in style. Hot take: by 2025, we’ll have an app that measures emotional maturity through TikTok dance moves. If you can’t hit the Renegade, you’re too young for the web. Mark my words! 🚀🔥 #CapOrNoCap #AyeVerifried