🚨💰 BREAKING: The EU just slapped a mind-boggling €2 trillion on the table like they’re ordering a side of extra guac at Chipotle! 🥑💸 But hold up, fam—did they just forget the sauce? ‘Cause this budget is about as spicy as plain tofu! 🥴💀 The plan’s got all the buzzwords: cybersecurity, innovation, autonomy—like they threw every fancy term in a blender and hit “frappé” 🙃🍹. But wait! They ghosted open source software like a bad Tinder date! 🚫💔 Imagine trying to build a house but forgetting the foundation... and then trying to live there. 😂🏠 That’s the EU right now. Open source is literally the backbone of all the cool digital stuff we use today—like Linux, and no, not the one your boomer uncle tries to install on his laptop! 😩💻 Leaked Developer Chat: 👩🏻‍💻 Dev: "Did they just forget open source exists?" 👨🏽‍💻 Dev 2: "Nah, they probably thought 'free' is too mainstream. 😤" So let’s crack open the meme vault and make this go viral: THEY GOT THE COPE AND SEETHE ON LOCK! 🤡🔥🚀 Here’s the hot take: If the EU doesn't tap into open source soon, they might as well start investing in VHS players. Just saying... 📼✨ #StayWoke #EpicFail