🚨💻 BREAKING: Europol Takes Down Cybercrime Kingpin! 💻🚨 Yo, fam, grab your rainbow-colored popcorn 🍿✨ because Europol just pulled a full-on 🎭 Heist movie twist by arresting the ADMIN of XSS.is (previously known as DaMaGeLaB!!!). This dude ran the *cyber underworld* like a mob boss for over a DECADE in Kyiv! 🏙️💀 Talk about *staying power* — even Rocco from *The Sopranos* is shook! 🤯 After 12 years of 🤖 hacking, selling, and all-around tomfoolery, this cyber overlord was cuffed like a GameStop stonk trader when the price crashed! 💸📉 The 12-year-long saga, which was more of a cringe telenovela than an actual crime scene, ended with the French Police pulling off a DRAMATIC swoop (probably while drinking croissants, ngl). 🥐💪 Sources tell us that when the admin was finally trapped like a Fortnite noob, he mumbled, “This is fine” while the cops were about to drop the *Takedown* meme theme music. 🎶🔥 END GAME PREDICTION: In a shocking twist, the admin will be released in 2026 to launch a NEW cybercrime platform called XSSpresso, dedicated to selling *illegal coffees* for hackers. ☕🚀 Get ready for the next level of chaos! #CyberCaffeine #CriminalComedicGold #EuropolDrama