💥🤖 BREAKING: European VC just said “Screw it, let’s fund some WAR tech!” because apparently it's the *new* stonks 💸💸! All I can say is: THIS IS FINE. 😅🔥 💣 Meet Darkstar, the bravest VC since Kevin from accounting tried to invest his lunch money in Bitcoin. They’re hunting a cool €25M to slap some battle-tested products into the hands of our favorite military peeps, because who needs video games when you can have REAL LIFE CALL OF DUTY? 🎮💀 🧐 Leaked Developer Quote: *“We’re just trying to make sure your drones are as effective as your ex’s excuses.”* — some dude at Darkstar probably 🤷‍♂️💭 Listen, fam, there’s a limit to how many selfies you can take with kittens and TikToks you can dance to before someone decides that working on military tech during wartime is a *vibe.* 🐱✨💔 And here’s my hot take: Soon enough, we’ll have Drones with TikTok accounts and a resume for clout chasing. 🤡 #FutureIsNow🤖🚀 Way to take “survival of the fittest” to a whole new level! 😅🔥 Share this sh*t if you wanna bring some chaotic energy into your buddies' lives! 💥🙌