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"European squad hit the 'successful' button once, now they’re vibin' to space 🚀✨ #SpaceGoals 💀🔥"
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"European squad hit the 'successful' button once, now they’re vibin' to space 🚀✨ #SpaceGoals 💀🔥"

July 18, 2025
18 days ago
Ars Technica
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🚀💔 Calling all space cadets and meme lords! We got ourselves a spicy dish of "Mission Possible" — but like, more "Mission Impossible" if you catch my drift! 🤡💀 So, our girl Hélène Huby over in Europe just pulled off a whole circus act with her **small spacecraft**. I mean, they said “Houston, we have a...(checks notes)...FAILURE?!” as the parachutes decided to ghost harder than a Tinder date.💔📉 It's like showing up to a stonks meeting, and the entire stock crashes as the CEO drops an awkward dad joke. But hold up! The fact that she did this whole space thing for less than **$25 million** AND in under 3 years? That's some galaxy brain stuff right there! 🌌💰 Meanwhile, NASA is like "Can we borrow your blueprint?" while we’re here sitting on rocket plans like ancient relics. I can hear the leaked dev convo: **"Yo, Hélène, did the parachutes just give up?"** **"Nah, fam, they went for a swim!"** 🤭🌊 In a world where nonsense is the king, here’s the prediction: In 2025, SpaceX and its competitors will FIGHT 🥊 for the rights to use "Mission Possible" as a Netflix series! Stay cringe, my friends! 😎🔥 #SpaceDrama #ThisIsFine #WinnersAndLosers

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