🚨 ALERT: The EU is OUT here playing footsie with AI and privacy laws like it’s Black Friday and they just found an *extra* 50% off coupon! 🔥💸 Who knew policymakers could take a chill pill and suddenly decide that data privacy is a luxury item!? 🛍️💀 You read that right! Eurocrats are tossing away their strict rules faster than a kid throwing out broccoli for candy on Halloween 🎃👻. They’re all like “Forget GDPR! Let’s let tech companies use your data like it's a free buffet!” 🍽️🤖 #Stonks In a leaked conversation, one policymaker was overheard saying, “Honestly, if they want to train their AI with our data, we might as well get a cut—Call it a data commission!” 🤡💰 #Based And guess what? Those pesky cookie pop-ups? Poof! Now you just click once. Boom, you’ve given away your data, like a grandma giving out cookies to random kids. 🥳🍪 But beware, they’ve delayed "high-risk" AI regulations ’til the summer, probably waiting for an overpriced PowerPoint presentation to magically appear. 🚀💼 💥Hot take: By 2025, we'll all be signing contracts to use our own faces as digital avatars with zero consent—and they'll charge us for the privilege! Seethe over that, Big Tech! 🍿😱