🚗💥 ATTENTION EARTHLINGS AND TECH NERDS! 🌍🔥 Are we ready to let cars drive us around like my mom when I was 12 and I said, “THIS IS FINE”? 🤡💀 Because Jelle Prins, the OG of Uber’s first app, thinks we’re all ready for a self-driving revolution that’ll make your nightmares about parking a thing of the past. He’s out here daydreaming about hopping into a whip in Amsterdam, then waking up snowboarding in France like “YOLO” 🏂🚀 (cue Drake pointing at the snowboards). But let’s be real: Europe is still trying to convince people that wearing helmets while biking is a solid choice—so good luck with the self-driving cars, fam! According to a **leaked quote** from Jelle, "I want my car to weave through traffic like it's dodging my student loans!" 💰💀 And can we please not forget that half of Europe still doesn't know how to parallel park, let alone let a robot do it for them? In conclusion, folks: when self-driving cars land in Europe, the only traffic jam we’ll have is the one caused by influencers taking selfies in their autonomous rides. 🚦🔥Prediction: By 2030, self-driving cars will not only drive us but also roast our profiles for not having a six-pack. 💀💪 #StonksOnWheels #MemeItTillYouMakeIt