🚨💥 BREAKING: Google Gets a Whole New Level of Drama Alert! 🎭🔥 So, the EU just decided to throw open the curtains on Google’s not-so-secret op to turn news into the digital equivalent of a sad clown. 🤡💔 Rumor has it Google is straight-up messing with important news outlets like your uncle messes up Thanksgiving dinner! 🦃💔 The European Union's going full “YOU SHALL NOT PASS” on Google over claims they’re demoting legit news in favor of pay-to-play promo trash. 💰🥴 Google, in a shocking twist, is like “Nah fam, this is just our anti-spam crusade!” 🙄💀 Y’all, imagine getting served a plate of cold spam when you wanted a gourmet steak. It’s giving "this is fine" vibes in a burning inferno! 🔥💩 Source says a dev from Google was overheard saying, "Yo, we just want the stonks to rise! 📈 If we lose the news, do we really lose? Just crush the competition!" 😳💔 TIME FOR A HOT TAKE 🔥🔥: I predict a chaotic fusion of meme news becoming the new source of truth! By 2024, TikTok influencers will be PAPERS 💆‍♂️📄, and the headlines will read: “NEWS KILLS, MEMES THRILL! 🤖✨” Like, are we ready for this or what? 🚀💥 #BuckleUp #MoreThanSpam