🚨💤 YAWN ALERT! While you were busy staring at your phone, the EU and US are out here playing a colossal game of "Who Will Break First?" over trade deals like a couple of toddlers fighting over a toy 🚼🧸. Translation: Both sides are sweaty over “non-tariff barriers” (no, that’s not a new TikTok dance move) which basically sounds like something a corporate lawyer would mumble under their breath while sipping cold coffee 🤓☕. The EU is clutching its DSA (Digital Services Act) like it's their last donut in a meeting... and honey, they’re NOT about to share! 🍩😡 A “source” totally not from my imagination said: “We just want to kick back, relax, and NOT deal with any of this boring trade mumbo jumbo! Can we get a break here?” 😩 Meanwhile, the negotiations are as exciting as watching paint dry while this meme plays in the background: *This is fine* 🔥🐶. In conclusion, brace yourself for a century-long stand-off while they argue over vocabulary like they’re in a high school debate club. My hot take? We might just end up with trade deals written in emoji language by 2030. 🚀💰🔥 Let’s gooooo! #Crisis #Oof #MemeEconomics