🚨📢 BREAKING NERD ALERT! 📢🚨 So, like, ASML, Mistral, SAP, and over 110 companies in Europe just decided they wanna put the EU's AI Act in timeout like it’s a toddler throwing a tantrum. 👶💢 They’re all like “Nah fam, can we delay this? It’s ruining our AI vibe!” 🤖💔 Picture this, fam—ASML’s CEO is probably in some dark room saying, "If we don't delay this AI Act, we might as well just switch to making artisanal cheese! 🧀" *leaked transcript* 😂 Meanwhile, Mistral’s developers are literally out here trying to convince them: “Guys, we’ll just go full stonks and pray the EU comes to their senses.” 📈💰 But here’s the tea: they’re low-key seething because the EU might actually make AI regulation, like, a REAL thing. 🚫🤡 Drake’s pointing at the “delay” button like, “This is not it, chief,” while the companies are like “This is fine.” 🔥🦄 Gamble alert! Prediction: these tech honchos are probably just trying to buy time until their “superior AI” can literally take over the world 🌍—and they’re calling it “AI-ley McBeal”! (No cap). Share this chaos with your tech bros, or you’re straight-up missing the meme bus! 🚍💨