💥🎉 BREAKING: The EU just served Apple, Google, and Microsoft a full-on "pick up your trash" ultimatum and we’re here for it. 🤡💩 The Eurovengers are demanding answers on how these tech titans plan to battle the dreaded online scams taking over the digital wild west 🚀💰. You thought your last Tinder date was a scam? 😂 Try fake banking apps lurking in your shiny device like that sketchy guy at the bar! 🥴 📉💔 Henna Virkkunen, the EU tech chief, threw down the gauntlet, saying these companies need to clean up their act—or else! (Spoiler: there’s no way Miss Henna is letting this slide. She’s basically the digital police now! 👮‍♀️🔥) Rumor has it, one dev at Apple was overheard saying: “We thought fake app detection was more of a ‘good luck’ situation… welcome to the future, right?” 🤦‍♂️💀💔 So, prepare yourself. 🚨 Stonks may be falling, but scammers are thriving, all while our beloved tech giants play whack-a-mole 🪙✨. 🔥✨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we’ll all be reporting fraud via AI chatbots that are secretly scamming us back. 🥴💀 Better than talking to Cheetos, amirite? 🤖🤡 Share this chaos, my fellow internet rogues! 🥳👾