🌍💥⚡️ BREAKING: In a plot twist that even your favorite Netflix hacker drama couldn't script, the European Telecom scene just got hit with a malware bomb called Snappybee! 🐝💣 That’s right, it’s not just cute names—it's cyber chaos, folks! The cyber-thug squad known as SALT TYPHOON (sounds like a rejected Marvel villain, fr fr) flexed their hacking skills by slipping through a Citrix NetScaler Gateway like it was a hole in your grandma’s old sweater! 🧶💀 No cap, if your security is that weak, you might as well roll out the red carpet for hackers! 🥴💅 Sneaky tweets from anonymous devs (literally a potato with WiFi) say, "Using Snappybee feels like I’m playing hide and seek with the adult version of the Karens! 😂" Another one added, "This is fine. Just panic in C major." 🎶 In other news, the hackers might be getting spicy with their remote work — imagine them sipping boba while taking down telecoms from their mom’s basement! 🥤🏡 🔥HOT TAKE: At this point, hacking European telecom is the new Black Friday! 🔥 Get your stonks ready, folks, because the future state of hacking is now officially on sale! 💰🤖🚀 #TelecomTakedown #SaltTyphoonCyberParty