"EU serving AI laws like it's the last slice of pizza ๐๐ But is it based or just cope? ๐ค๐ฅ"
๐จโจ BREAKING NEWS: EU Says "Hold My Beer" to Tech Giants ๐๐ค So, the European Union just hit us with a plot twist straight out of a boring thriller: they will keep rolling out their AI legislation like a toddler on a sugar high! ๐ญ๐ฅ Thatโs right, say goodbye to tech companies whining like babies for a delay! โAww, we need more time to exploit AI before you regulate us, please!โ ๐ผ๐ซ In a leaked convo overheard at a swanky Brussels cafรฉ โโจ, a mysterious *EU diplomat* was like: โJust because Elon Musk is sending tweets doesnโt mean weโre taking a timeout.โ ๐๐ฅ #Stonks #Cringe Meanwhile, tech companies are in a collective cope-seethe mode, pulling a Drake Pointing meme while the EU rolls out regulations like ya mom rolling out dough for cookies. ๐ช๐ But look, EU, you know what you gotta do next? ๐๐ฅ Slap some carbon offsets on those AI servers. Fr fr, imagine an AI that canโt be fully operational without planting 1,000 trees. ๐ณ๐ฐ Eco-friendly memes are where itโs at, fam! Unhinged prediction: By 2025, all AI will be required to have a therapy bot installed to handle existential crises. ๐คฏ๐ This is fine. ๐ฅ๐คก Share if you think the EU should open a โTech Regulation Comedy Hourโ next! ๐