🚨💥 BREAKING: EU to Meta: "Your 'Notice and Action' is as useful as a chocolate teapot!" 🍫🫖💀 Not gonna lie, tho, they should've just turned to their *Instagram DMs* for abuse reports because, hey, it’s pretty much where all the action is! 😂🔥 In an absolutely shocking development (or NO CAP, like, where have you *been*?), Meta is about to get roasted so hard that even the *zuck* can’t *cope*—the EU found that Facebook and Insta are serving up illegal content like it’s free pizza 🍕 and we know it ain’t gluten-free! Sources say: *“Our team was like, ‘We can just ban harmful posts with a snap, right?’ Well, we heard it takes longer than a TikTok to monetize your cringe!”* 🥴💸 And guess what? The real kicker is that while Facebook is busy showing ads for *squatty potties*, their moderation system is stuck on “this is fine” mode 🔥🐶. 🌌💰 Hot Take: In 2025, we’ll be having *AI-appointed* moderators who respond to you with meme replies. “Legally illegal, bro? That’s a mood!” 🤖💥 So, keep those fingers crossed because next year, your flagging abilities will probably come with a *Stonks!* sticker! 🚀💯