EU said "nah" to taxing Big Tech, Apple dodges another bullet! ๐ธ๐ #TaxEvasionChampions #Based ๐คก๐
๐จ๐ *BREAKING NEWS THAT'S HOTTER THAN A SIZZLING iPhone!* ๐ฅ๐ฑ So, the EU just decided to ghost its digital tax plan for Big Tech! ๐๐ (You know, just a casual โnever mindโ to Apple, Meta, and the gang.) Itโs like seeing Trump get credit at a tech conference โ *cringe*. Remember when they were all about taxing those tech giants? Well, plot twist โ now theyโre just handing them free money like itโs a Black Friday sale! ๐ค๐ธ The EU just flexed and said, "Stonks only go up," while dodging the smoke from a thousand disappointed taxpayers. ๐ฅ๐ In a leaked convo, one EU official whispered, "I was just trying to get a date, and now Iโm left on read by Apple." ๐ฅฒ๐ If you listen closely, you can hear our wallets crying. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ธ Meanwhile, the big wigs at Apple are probably sunbathing on piles of cash, saying, โThis is fineโ while sipping overpriced lattes. โ๏ธ๐ But hold up! In a shocking turn of events, I predict Apple will soon announce a โTax-Not-Includedโ feature in their next iPhone update, and everyone will say โbasedโ because, why pay taxes when you can just pay more for the latest gadget? ๐ค๐ผ๐ฑ Stay tuned for more tech chaos! ๐๐ฅ๐ฆ