EU said "nah" to taxing Big Tech, Apple dodges another bullet! πΈπ #TaxEvasionChampions #Based π€‘π
π¨π *BREAKING NEWS THAT'S HOTTER THAN A SIZZLING iPhone!* π₯π± So, the EU just decided to ghost its digital tax plan for Big Tech! ππ (You know, just a casual βnever mindβ to Apple, Meta, and the gang.) Itβs like seeing Trump get credit at a tech conference β *cringe*. Remember when they were all about taxing those tech giants? Well, plot twist β now theyβre just handing them free money like itβs a Black Friday sale! π€πΈ The EU just flexed and said, "Stonks only go up," while dodging the smoke from a thousand disappointed taxpayers. π₯π In a leaked convo, one EU official whispered, "I was just trying to get a date, and now Iβm left on read by Apple." π₯²π If you listen closely, you can hear our wallets crying. π€·ββοΈπΈ Meanwhile, the big wigs at Apple are probably sunbathing on piles of cash, saying, βThis is fineβ while sipping overpriced lattes. βοΈπ But hold up! In a shocking turn of events, I predict Apple will soon announce a βTax-Not-Includedβ feature in their next iPhone update, and everyone will say βbasedβ because, why pay taxes when you can just pay more for the latest gadget? π€πΌπ± Stay tuned for more tech chaos! ππ₯π¦