🚨🎉 *BREAKING NEWS THAT'S HOTTER THAN A SIZZLING iPhone!* 🔥📱 So, the EU just decided to ghost its digital tax plan for Big Tech! 😂💔 (You know, just a casual “never mind” to Apple, Meta, and the gang.) It’s like seeing Trump get credit at a tech conference – *cringe*. Remember when they were all about taxing those tech giants? Well, plot twist — now they’re just handing them free money like it’s a Black Friday sale! 🤑💸 The EU just flexed and said, "Stonks only go up," while dodging the smoke from a thousand disappointed taxpayers. 💥💀 In a leaked convo, one EU official whispered, "I was just trying to get a date, and now I’m left on read by Apple." 🥲🍏 If you listen closely, you can hear our wallets crying. 🤷‍♂️💸 Meanwhile, the big wigs at Apple are probably sunbathing on piles of cash, saying, “This is fine” while sipping overpriced lattes. ☕️🚀 But hold up! In a shocking turn of events, I predict Apple will soon announce a “Tax-Not-Included” feature in their next iPhone update, and everyone will say “based” because, why pay taxes when you can just pay more for the latest gadget? 🤖💼📱 Stay tuned for more tech chaos! 😂💥🦄