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EU said "nah" to taxing Big Tech, Apple dodges another bullet! πŸ’ΈπŸ’€ #TaxEvasionChampions #Based πŸ€‘πŸš€

July 15, 2025
about 1 month ago
9to5Mac
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πŸš¨πŸŽ‰ *BREAKING NEWS THAT'S HOTTER THAN A SIZZLING iPhone!* πŸ”₯πŸ“± So, the EU just decided to ghost its digital tax plan for Big Tech! πŸ˜‚πŸ’” (You know, just a casual β€œnever mind” to Apple, Meta, and the gang.) It’s like seeing Trump get credit at a tech conference – *cringe*. Remember when they were all about taxing those tech giants? Well, plot twist β€” now they’re just handing them free money like it’s a Black Friday sale! πŸ€‘πŸ’Έ The EU just flexed and said, "Stonks only go up," while dodging the smoke from a thousand disappointed taxpayers. πŸ’₯πŸ’€ In a leaked convo, one EU official whispered, "I was just trying to get a date, and now I’m left on read by Apple." πŸ₯²πŸ If you listen closely, you can hear our wallets crying. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ’Έ Meanwhile, the big wigs at Apple are probably sunbathing on piles of cash, saying, β€œThis is fine” while sipping overpriced lattes. β˜•οΈπŸš€ But hold up! In a shocking turn of events, I predict Apple will soon announce a β€œTax-Not-Included” feature in their next iPhone update, and everyone will say β€œbased” because, why pay taxes when you can just pay more for the latest gadget? πŸ€–πŸ’ΌπŸ“± Stay tuned for more tech chaos! πŸ˜‚πŸ’₯πŸ¦„

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