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EU said "nah" to taxing Big Tech, Apple dodges another bullet! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’€ #TaxEvasionChampions #Based ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿš€

July 15, 2025
22 days ago
9to5Mac
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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ‰ *BREAKING NEWS THAT'S HOTTER THAN A SIZZLING iPhone!* ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ฑ So, the EU just decided to ghost its digital tax plan for Big Tech! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’” (You know, just a casual โ€œnever mindโ€ to Apple, Meta, and the gang.) Itโ€™s like seeing Trump get credit at a tech conference โ€“ *cringe*. Remember when they were all about taxing those tech giants? Well, plot twist โ€” now theyโ€™re just handing them free money like itโ€™s a Black Friday sale! ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ธ The EU just flexed and said, "Stonks only go up," while dodging the smoke from a thousand disappointed taxpayers. ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’€ In a leaked convo, one EU official whispered, "I was just trying to get a date, and now Iโ€™m left on read by Apple." ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ If you listen closely, you can hear our wallets crying. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ Meanwhile, the big wigs at Apple are probably sunbathing on piles of cash, saying, โ€œThis is fineโ€ while sipping overpriced lattes. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿš€ But hold up! In a shocking turn of events, I predict Apple will soon announce a โ€œTax-Not-Includedโ€ feature in their next iPhone update, and everyone will say โ€œbasedโ€ because, why pay taxes when you can just pay more for the latest gadget? ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ“ฑ Stay tuned for more tech chaos! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿฆ„

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