🚨🎉BREAKING: EU PULLS UP ON BIG TECH LIKE A DAD ON CHRISTMAS MORNING! 🎄💸💀 So like, the EU just decided to *delete* the chill vibes and deliver a harsh reality check to Apple, Google, Microsoft, and even Booking.com (yes, I know, "thanks for the overpriced hotel, now we’ll investigate you," classic 💀). They’re like, “Hey, Big Tech, how about you do your job and stop letting scams run wild like it’s the Wild West?” 🤠🔥 Henna Virkkunen (yes, that's her real name - sounds like a character from a Viking movie) just dropped the bomb that they're sending the equivalent of a tech FRICKIN' subpoena to these giants. Bruh, can we get a “stonks” moment for all the scammers out there? 📈 Can’t wait for Microsoft to say, "We’re too busy fixing our Windows updates to care about fraud!" 🙄🤖 *Leaked quote from a Google Developer*: “Honestly, we thought the scams were just free trials for new customers. Turns out we were just serving up hot, cringe-worthy fraud content! 😂💀”— I’m DEAD. **Unhinged prediction:** Next thing you know, Apple’s gonna release a new "Fraud Prevention" iPhone with a built-in scam repellent. It's gonna have a price tag of $2,499, and people will still buy it. No cap. 🚀😱✨