BREAKING: THE EU HAS DELAYED A GOOGLE FINE 👀💸 - THE DRAMA UNFOLDS! So apparently the European Union hit the brakes on slapping Google with a massive fine because they’re scared of Trump throwing a tantrum 💩📉. Like, dude, who knew the EU was playing chess while we’re over here just saying “this is fine” while our tech overlords destroy our wallets? 🤡🔥 Bloomberg is saying that the EU was worried that a fine could unleash the Twitter-fingered titan himself and BOOM 💥, there goes EU-US trade relations! 😱 Talk about a plot twist worthy of a soap opera! “As the Algorithm Turns” is coming soon to a screen near you! 🎬 Imagine a Google dev in a hoodie (probably playing Diablo) whispering, “Guys, if the EU fines us, it’s all over! Just let Trump marinate in the ad revenue sauce!” 💀😂 Or maybe they’re chilling, sipping overpriced lattes, thinking “Stonks will go UP if we delay, fam!” 🚀💰 Look, if this doesn’t end with the EU and Google forming a buddy cop film, then what are we even doing? 🤦‍♂️ Predictions: In 2025, Google will start selling EU citizenships as part of its ad bundle. Who’s with me? 🤖🔥💰